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Total Medals Earned: 127 (From 30 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,955 Points

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
Reach level 2.
Medal #6 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal #8 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal _13 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _18 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
Welcome back!
Medal/23 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 Unlocked 11/7/13
5 Points
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medal #3 Unlocked 11/7/13
10 Points
Reach level 3
Medal _15 Unlocked 11/7/13
10 Points
It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 Unlocked 11/7/13
10 Points
...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 12/30 (75/500 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 3/30/11
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 3/30/11
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 3/30/11
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 3/30/11
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Story Easy Unlocked 3/30/11
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 3/30/11
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Discount Mayonnaise

Baby Steps Unlocked 11/4/11
10 Points
Beat the first world
Deformed Cactus 5 Points It's a secret!
Skeleton Suit 5 Points Don't tell anyone!
Dedicated 10 Points Kill everyone in level 7
Deep Fried 10 Points Beat the second world
Found a Bug 10 Points Beat the third world
Saved by the Elevator 10 Points Barely reach the exit
Amateur Surgeon 25 Points Beat the boss
Armed to the Teeh 25 Points Own every gun
Playing With Fire 25 Points Stay close to the worm
I'M THE KING 50 Points Buy the SUPERTHING
Moneymaker 50 Points Collect all the coins
I'M THE BOSS 100 Points Beat the worm levels and secret level without using the acid-walk boots

Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/335 points)

DOTMAN

Dotman Unlocked 11/10/13
5 Points
Beat the first wave. nothing special
Dodgeman Unlocked 11/10/13
10 Points
dodge 3 waves
Insaneman 25 Points dodge 5 waves! , impressive!
DOTLEGEND 100 Points Beat the Boss
impatientman Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/150 points)

FPA: Sneak Peek

A tiny trial Unlocked 3/14/11
5 Points
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
An awesome trial Unlocked 10/11/12
25 Points
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
For Science! Unlocked 3/14/11
25 Points
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Challenge Accepted! 50 Points Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!

Medals Earned: 3/4 (55/105 points)

Futuristic

Mooving On Unlocked 7/2/12
5 Points
Beat the farm levels.
Legendairy Unlocked 7/2/12
10 Points
Beat the urban levels.
Diagram Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Moo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sir Loin Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/130 points)

GameJam7

Barf Unlocked 7/5/12
5 Points
Throw up a food item
Boing Unlocked 7/5/12
5 Points
Bounce on a spring
Click Unlocked 7/5/12
5 Points
Push a button
Dead Unlocked 7/5/12
5 Points
You are dead
Going down Unlocked 7/5/12
5 Points
Enter the Earth
Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu Unlocked 7/5/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Quality over performance Unlocked 7/5/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/7 (45/45 points)

Goin' Mental

Head Examination Unlocked 8/29/12
5 Points
Kill a bouncing head
Catatonic 5 Points Pause the game with P or Esc
Corporate Conspiracy 5 Points Visit Newgrounds
Stalker 5 Points View the credits
Paranoid Delusion 10 Points Stab out the eyes
Self Loathing 25 Points Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Murderer 50 Points Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Obsessive Compulsive 100 Points Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/205 points)

I Have 1 Day

How 'bout 2 days? Unlocked 1/2/14
10 Points
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Saw that coming Unlocked 1/2/14
25 Points
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.

Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)

i saw her too, with laser

Crazy Mad Science Time Unlocked 11/10/13
5 Points
Complete Act 1
Green Zombies Are Jerks 5 Points Complete Act 2
Zombies Fall In Love Once Again 5 Points Complete Act 3
A Cure For Humanism Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Everybody Dance, We're On Fire Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
These Grannies Are Makin' Me Thirsty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/45 points)